So, let's rewind nine glorious months, shall we? The day my life decided to take a sharp left turn into the land of baby bumps and unsolicited advice. It started like any other day: two F45 classes, step goals crushed, and a perfectly balanced meal of high protein and Greek yogurt. You know, the usual. Then a sudden realization! Three days late. Three. Days. Late. My period, the reliable clockwork of my existence, had gone rogue. Cue the panic. I grabbed a test, peed on a stick, and there it was. Two lines. Instantaneously. Like, before I even had time to process what was happening. "That can't be right," I thought. So, naturally, I did what any sane person would do: drove back to the store and bought the test that spells it out in no uncertain terms. "Pregnant." Yep, that's what it said. And all of this happened before 7 AM. Because as previously discussed. I thrive on starting my days early. Now, I had a solid 11 hours to mentally spiral before I co...